So I have this friend...

A friend of mine... (who obviously doesnt know what blogs are all about) requested that I write a blog post about her... after I informed her that I had a blog now. So I shall write about her... and hopefully it will be amusing.... This friend of mine has been described, by some I know, as "real" "down to earth" "gorgeous" "trustworthy" and often "crazy." She wants to be a cop.... or no maybe its a dolphin trainer. Or maybe a popo that arrests dolphins? She cant make up her mind I dont think. She thinks I drive like a maniac... and last weekend (when she was forced to ride in my van) she sat in the seat next to me gripping the door handle for dear life.. and yelling at me repeatedly! My cat Chachi (aka Chabela) is in love with her. Their relationship is a special one... only one other person can possibly share Chachis love (Feebs!). She left me one time... but I am just to awesome of a friend to resist... so now we are back together :-P She works at a very odd little grocery store... named Deals and Steals. (They sell that healthy shit that has names like "Perky O's", which I am pretty sure no body really eats. I think they just buy it to look healthy. We all know they have oreos and frozen pizza hidden somewhere in their house.) She was one of the first people I came out to. She snores in her sleep, but she is not a cover hog. She likes ice in her coffee and horror in her movies. She thinks Im hilarious... when I am just talking normally. I never know to take this as a compliment or a insult? I am her lacky when I ever I go shopping with her, because I never have money when she wants me to go shopping with her. So instead of buying things myself, I follow her around and hold her shit. There was this one time, when we were younger, that we used to play wrestle or something like that. And once, at my sisters bday party, and she decided to not take it easy on me.. and flipped me completely over her back. I was sore for a couple days I think. She can be intimidating but on the inside shes a barrel-o-fun! Love you bitch!! <3

*Haha well that was fun.... I probably will read this later and think of other stuff to put in it lol. If you want me to write a blog about you I will. But I am not doing it unless asked (like Ashley did). Otherwise I would be writing about everyone and never stop!!